Okay so people are not getting younger and are slowing down…
I get it, BUT
6 more seconds to drag ass across an intersection???
Has anyone calculated how much more SHIT(ooops politically correct wor I meant – methane) from vehicles is going up into the air till we all have sexy electric hotties ob the streets???
AT least we could have timed both to coincide with each other…
In the meantime, stick all those lazy ASSES in fitness classes…
AS for handicapped, sup up the motors.
AND will someone stick a pine cone or two in all the diesel exhausts…. Please
BTW – Just think of the health savings gained from hauling ass in fitness classes… A WIN WIN
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