And a doggie here and a doggie there…
Big ones, small ones, nice ones, well not so pretty ones and unfit ones… Let’s not talk mutts shop here…
He HI He HI OH
And a woof woof here and a woof woof there… All bark and a bite everywhere
He HI He HI OH
And a hydrant here and a hydrant there… All painted yellow to easily identify which to not approach if not in heat…
He HI He HI OH
And a CRAP bag here and a handful everywhere… OMG WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO PUT ALL THAT SHIT IS MY BIG CRITICAL QUESTION THESE DAYS
He HI He HI OH
And hung like a _____________ horse(please fill the size that matters most to you by the inch when you fantasize) here and hung like a stallion there…
He HI He HI OH
BTW – HAVE I REACHED THE 12 DOGS OF CHRISTMAS SONG WISH LIST YET???
Live~NRGY 
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