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HOSPITALS ARE SUPPOSE TO BE THE APEX AND PINNACLE OF CLEANLINESS RIGHT ???

YOU WOULD THINK SO WITH ALL THE LITTLE CRITTERS HITHER AND TWITTER BUZZING ABOUT…

SO I’M WORKING THE 12 HOUR GRAVEYARD SHIFT AND FINISH 7:30AM

DAY IN DAY OUT FULLTIME ALL OF LAST FALL AND WINTER

WINTER ROLLS IN AND OUT WITH THE NON-SLIP RUBBER CARPETS

YOU WOULDN’T WANT TO SLIP OF ALL PLACES IN A HOSPITAL

BAD OPTICS RIGHT

JANITOR TRUE AND THROUGH HAS BEEN ON THE JOB 29 YEARS DOING THE ROUTINE BY ROTE

YOU WOULD THINK HIS OPINION WOULD COUNT HUH ???

WELL LEAVE IT TO THE THINKING BRAINACS THAT HIS JOB INCLUES CLEANING UP THAT FILTHY DIRTY RUBBER NON-SLIP CARPET EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AT 5AM SHARP BY HIS ROUTINE

SO HE PULLS OUT THE LOCAL HARDWARE VACUUM CLEANER FROM CHEAP HARDWARE R US STORE AND VOILA…

LE TOUR EST JOUER…

CLEAN RUBBER CARPET FREE FROM WELL SHOULD I REALLY POINT OUT WHAT THOSE NASTY CRITTERS ARE LIKE… IT MAKES AN XXX PORNO MOVIE LOOK LIKE ITS WEARING CONDOMS WHEN IT REALLY ISN’T FOR SPECIAL EFFECTS

NOW WHAT WASN’T CALCULATED OR MAYBE WAS AND WHO GIVES A SHIT MOMENT…

VACUUM CLEANER HAS NO FILTER, NO HEPA ANYTHING, NO MECHANISMS TO CATCH THOSE NASTY BUGS

HENCE OUT IT FLIES INTO THE OPEN PUBLIC AIR ALL OVER THE HOSPITAL CONTAMINATING EVERYTHING IT LANDS ON AFTER EVERYTHING HAS BEEN WAS BEEN CLEANED AND DISINFECTED

AND

I HAVE TONS OF PICS AND AIR SAMPLES TO PROVE IT

GREAT HUH BEING A SMART ASS SECURITY GUARD

GOTTA KEEP A SHARP EYE OUT ON ALL SMART ASSES WHO THINK THEY KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE BEING AT GROUND ZERO

BTW – THE SMELL OF RUBBER CARPETS IS ENOUGH TO KILL AT LEAST A PATIENT A NIGHT BESIDES THE NASTY BUGS

NOW YOU AT LEAST HAVE AN INKLING OF STUPID

AND

HAVE I GOT MORE JUICY STORIES

NEVER ENDS BEING SUPER DUPER MAN

HUH

I QUIT THAT JOB

SORRY FIND ANOTHER

DUMMIES-R-US SECURITY DUDE