WHY IS THE GRASS ALWAYS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FENCE ???

BECAUSE ALL THE FERTILIZER IS FULL OF BULLSHIT

YOU HAVE TO WONDER WHY I’M STILL CELIBATE 3 YEARS AND GOING HUH

YOU JUST DON’T GET HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU ALL LOOK SLICKZZZ FROM MY POINT OF VIEW

PRICELESS

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