WANNA GET TO FIRST BASE WITH ME SLICKZZZ… HERE IS THE FREE ADVICE HOW TO MANUAL

INSTEAD OF SPITTING OUT LEATHER CLEANER CHEMICALS… METH… COCAINE… HEROINE… CRACK…. MARIJUANA…. AND WTH AND FUCK ELSE….

START PRINTING COLD HARD CASH AND SPIT IT OUT THE WINDSHIELD DEFROSTER NEXT TIME YOU FEEL FRISKY AND NEED A GREAT OMG FUCK

IT’LL BE MY PLEASURE TO MAKE YOU ALL THAT YOU CAN BE

STARTING BID….

$1 MILLION NO LESS NO DEAL

SUCKS TO BE YOU IF YOU CAN’T PRODUCE…

BTW – CONTRACT COMES WITH TERMS CONDITIONS AND NO MONEY BACK POLICY LIKE DOLLARAMA REGARDLESS…

SIGN THE CONSENT FORMS… GONNA MAKE THE REVENUE AGENCY BLUSH AND NOTORIZE WITH PROOF OF IDENTITY AND WITNESSES…

OTHERWISE BEAT THOSE RODS TILL THE SUN STOPS SHINING…

GALS… RIDE THOSE VIRTUAL BULL RIDES TILL YOU COME UNDONE

AMEN

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