INSTEAD OF SPITTING OUT LEATHER CLEANER CHEMICALS… METH… COCAINE… HEROINE… CRACK…. MARIJUANA…. AND WTH AND FUCK ELSE….
START PRINTING COLD HARD CASH AND SPIT IT OUT THE WINDSHIELD DEFROSTER NEXT TIME YOU FEEL FRISKY AND NEED A GREAT OMG FUCK
IT’LL BE MY PLEASURE TO MAKE YOU ALL THAT YOU CAN BE
STARTING BID….
$1 MILLION NO LESS NO DEAL
SUCKS TO BE YOU IF YOU CAN’T PRODUCE…
BTW – CONTRACT COMES WITH TERMS CONDITIONS AND NO MONEY BACK POLICY LIKE DOLLARAMA REGARDLESS…
SIGN THE CONSENT FORMS… GONNA MAKE THE REVENUE AGENCY BLUSH AND NOTORIZE WITH PROOF OF IDENTITY AND WITNESSES…
OTHERWISE BEAT THOSE RODS TILL THE SUN STOPS SHINING…
GALS… RIDE THOSE VIRTUAL BULL RIDES TILL YOU COME UNDONE
AMEN
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