CASE # 1 – LAST NIGHT AT TIMS TRAINYARDS BATHROOM CHANGEROOM GARAGE THROWN INTO THE TOILET… NOT FLUSHABLE… THEN STANDING OUTSIDE… LOOKING TO GET PICKED UP… AND GET LAID… DUH
CASE # 2- THE MORONS WHO THINK FLIPPING A SWITCH AND HOSING THE VAN WITH CHEMICALS IS GONNA GET MY MOJO GOING WHILE WATCHING YOUNG GIRLS IN SKIRTS ON MACGYVER…. OMFG MORONS
CASE #3 – BREAK THE GOODLIFE BOILER AND NO HOT WATER… THEN EITHER DELAY MY SCHEDULE OR FILL UP ST LAURENT MALL WITH KIDS… AGAIN
SLICKZZZ YOU KNOW YOU HAVE AN ADDICTION PROBLEM WHEN… ALL YOU CAN THINK OF IS BEING CORRUPTED AND GETTING MORE FRESH MEAT TO FILL THOSE WARPED MINDS OF YOURS FOR FUN…
NOW… THE OTHER GOODLIFE LOCATION AT HERONGATE….
WHEN YOU SHOWER… GET FREE HOT WAX CARRANUBA CAR WASH GRATIS… THE TOWEL PAT DIWN IS THE CLUE… MAKES Polytetrafluoroethylene and Teflon look like scotch tape on its last legs…
AND THEN… LAST BUT NOT LEAST….
GOODLIFE NUMERO TROIS…
HUNTCLUB RD.
SPOCK MADE THE WISE CHOICE NOT TO MARRY THE GOODYEAR TIRE BLIMP FROM HELL…
JUST THE AIR ALONE DEFEATS THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF DOING EXERCISES WITH ALL THOSE MUSCLE BOOSTER TESTOSTERONE PUMPING PRODUCTS… IT’LL ALL GO DOWN THE DRAIN…
TRUST ME ON THAT… IT’S A HOSPITAL GIG THING I LEARNED
THAT’S IT FOR NOW… I’M SURE THE MORONS AND IDIOTS HAVE MORE UP THERE SKIRTS BY DAY’S END
STAY TUNED
Live~NRGY 
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