IF I WERE YOU SLICKZZZ… I WOULD PUT PEDAL TO THE METAL AND SPEED UP THE PUBERTY FACTOR BY AT LEAST 10 ON ALL THINGS SOFTWARE ON MY DEVICES… YOU KNOW THINGS ARE CROOKED AND CORRUPTED IN O/Ses, APPS, SOFTWARE WHEN… THINGS HAVEN’T ADDED UP SINCE THE DAYS OF COBAL, FORTRAN, PASCAL AND DOS BASIC

SINCE HAVING HAD 10 TOES, 10 FINGERS, 2 FEET AND A YARDSTICK OF PARALEGAL…

ALL OF A SUDDEN MY SOFTWARE HAS GONE FROM NAIVE, STUPID AND CORRUPTED TO…

IN FULL BLOOM LIKE A TEENAGER HAVING REACHED THE NEXT HORMONE STAGE

BY THE TIME IT HITS 18 ON THE ADULT ODOMETER PEDAL….

YOU’LL LOOK LIKE WILLIE E. COYOTE DOING THE COYOTE UGLY DANCE OB THE ACME ROCKETS

MY SUGGESTION

ADD MORE HYDROGEN TO THE OXYGEN MIXTURE IF YOU HAVE ANY CHANCE OF KEEPING UP TO…

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