WHEN IF THAT EVER HAPPENS…
YOU’LL HAVE A CONTRACT SO TIGHT…
A VIRGIN WILL LOOK LIKE A WELL…
WHAT’S THE REGULAR EXPRESSION FOR ‘FOR RENT’ ?
FORMS IN SEXTRIPLETS TO FILL(GONNA MAKE APPLYING FOR AN AMERICAN VISA LOOK LIKE A PICNIC ON SUNDAYS)
BODY CAVITY SEARCHES
X-RAY MACHINE SCREEN(HELL YOU THINK I APPLIED FOR AN X-RAY SUPERMAN JOB AT THE AIRPORT FOR NOTHING – DUH)
STRIPPED NAKED TO THE BONE, SHOWER, SHAVED AND WELL IN THE OLDEN DAYS… IF THE BABY POWDER WASN’T TAINTED… NOW WHATEVER REPLACES IT(NICE & CLEAN)
RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND AND SWEAR AN OATH TO YOUR SOUL AND SIGN AWAY ALL RIGHTS TO HELL IF YOU FAIL…
OH AND LASTLY FOR THE MOMENT(I’M SURE THERE’S GONNA BE MORE)
SIGNED LEGAL DOCS FROM 2 LAWYERS
WITH BOTH PRESENT AT THE GET GO
PARAMEDICS ON SITFIRE DEPARTMENT ON SITE
FUNERAL AGENTS ON SITE(HELL IT’S UP TO YOU IN THIS BOOTCAMP)
CAMERA CREWS(REAL NEWS… NO FAKE HERE)
MONITORS ON STANDBY
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST…
YOUR PARENTS, FAMILY, FRIENDS SO NO ONE CAN SAY YOU WERE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF
AND THAT FOLKS IS FOR STARTERS…
ANYTHING ELSE I DREAM UP BETWEEN NOW ABD THEN IS GRAVY FOR THE GOLDEN GOOSE
Ooooooppppps, LET’S NOT FORGET THE CHECK IN HAND
KA$CHING
I’M NOT A LOVE MACHINE
YOU SIGNED UP FOR THE LONG HAUL
THAT FLEW OUT THE WINDOW WITH CHILDREN’S AID SOCIETY
SUCKS HUH
TOO BAD GET USED TO IT
Live~NRGY 
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