CERN Unveils Design for 62-Mile-Round Atom Smasher More Powerful Than the Large Hadron Collider

https://gizmodo.com/cern-unveils-design-for-62-mile-round-atom-smasher-more-1831769894

Ahhhh but my Dear Einstein…

while good, it lacks the Finger of GOD and

Rapture… the Michelangelo and DaVinci touches combined…

Trust me you’ll never want to turn back the clock to status quo again !

still…

NOW WHAT SAY YOU IF I GAVE YOU ABSOLUTELY PRECISE SPECS TO TOUCH GOD ?

IN PERSON ! YES IN PERSON NO HOLDING BACK USING SCIENCE

NOW WHAT WOULD THAT BE WORTH HUH ?

YOU GOT MY NUMBER

IN THE MEANTIME… DIAL

1-800-DOG-GONE

BTW – THE CATCH ?!?

GLAD YOU ASKED

THE CONTAINER FIELD FOR UNLIMITED ENDLESS FREE ENERGY

I KNOW… SUCKS TO BE HYDROCARBONITE ANYHTING THESE DAYS…

BUT THE DINOSAURS SHOULD COUNT THEMSELVES LUCKY FOR 2 KICKS AT THE CAN HAVING BEEN GHOSTED THE FIRST TIME AROUND

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