DEAR DOGS WITH A LOST CAUSE…

NEXT TIME TURN ON THE RED LIGHTS AND I SHALL ERECT AND PAINT A RED FIRE HYDRANT WORTHY TO BE WORSHIPPED EVERY TIME YOU DRIVE BY ME INSTEAD OF JUST ATTENDING SUNDAY MASS TO RELIEVE YOUR DOUBT AND ANXIETY JUST SO YOU CAN PISS THROUGH A 1″ PIPE WITH REMORSE AT NOT MEASURING UP TO THE AVERAGE CONSTITUTIONAL STANDARD OF WEIGHTS & MEASURES

CROSS MY HEART ANF HOPEFULLY YOU CAN CROSS THOSE HIND LEGS UNTIL NEXT TIME !

HAPPY 2019 AND DON’T PISS ON IT AND LOSE PRECIOUS TIME SQUATTING ON IT

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