DEAR JOHN… AFTER ALL THESE YEARS AND ALMOST 2019 HERE IS THE BEST ADVICE MEN WILL EVER GET FROM LORD OF THE RINGS BATTLES WITH DEMONS…
STD’S ASIDE AND THE NEED FOR PATCHWORK BAND-AIDS CALLED LATEX CONDOMS…
SPRING FOR THE BEST SECURITY INVESTMENT MONEY CAN BUY WHEN IT COMES TO INTELLIGENCE WHERE SEX IS CONCERNED…
CONSIDER ME-THRILLS VESTS AND JACKETS THAT THWARF THE SHARPEST JAPANESE SWORDS AND SWISS/GERMAN KNIVES HONED TK CUT YOU OFF TO THE BONE LEAVING YOU JIGH AND DRY WALLOWING IN MISERY AS THE BUTT OF JOKES FOREVER…
BESIDES… YOUR PARTNER WILL LOOOOOOOVE THE RIPPLE SPECIAL EFFECTS…
JUST GO GENTLE ON THE FIRST RIDE… AND LOTS OF LUBE FOR THE THRUSTS… CAUSE THEY’LL WANT MORE
SUCH IS THE WORD FROM THE LORD OF THE RINGS
HAPPY SURFING 2019
Live~NRGY 
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