Does my dog need a winter coat? | Lifestyle from CTV News

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ONE WORD… ACTUALLY TWO SIGNIFICANT REASONS IN LESS THAN THREE

YES

BREED AND DOMESTICATED

IT DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH OF THE WILD HAS BEEN STRIPPED OUT BY TINKERING WITH ALL THOSE DNA MOLECULES…

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LOOK AT PREHISTORIC CAVEMEN AND COMPARE THE BEFORE AND AFTER FAUX FUR THAT COVERS YOUR BUTT

DOGS NO DIFFERENT… AS OTHER ANIMALS(HORSE FOR INSTANCE)

THE MINUTE ITS TAMED…

METABOLIC THERMODYNAMICS HAS CHANGED

THAT’S THE LOWDOWN FROM THE TOP

ENJOY BUT DON’T OVERDO IT ON THE COAT PLEASE…

DO YOU KNOW HOW DAMN HARD IT IS TO UNZIP A FROZEN ZIPPER WHEN THE FIRE HYDRANT IS CALLING YOU TO LIFT UP THAT HIND LEG ???

AND WELL GIRLS CAN’T SQUAT FAST ENOUGH

MY GOOD DEED FOR CHRISTMAS ON SANTA’S LIST

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