Yep… RAN OUT OF GAS SPUTTER COUGH COUGH CHOKE CHOLE AND NO TURNS LEFT ON THE OLD CRANKSHAFT…
THANK MY LUCKY STARS FOR THE OLD BACKUP PLAN AND VOILA FILLED UP A FEW DROPS…… ALMOST LITERALLY BUT THE AMOUNT IS A SECRET…
AND NOW MY 2004 GRAND CARAVAN HAS BROKEN THE GUINESS WORLD BOOK OF RECORDS ON MILES PER GALLON…
I FIGURE NOW ITS A WHOPPING…
1000 MILES PER GALLON SINCE I ADDED THOSE FEW DROPS
IMAGINE MY SURPRISE WHEN THINGS GO SOUTH AND MY MILEAGE GOES UP…
THINK I CAN SELL MY NEW FANCY DANDY CARBURATOR TO GM ???
HELL I MIGHT EVEN CONVINCE THEM TO GIVE GOOD OLD YELLOW BUMBLE BEE THE OCTANE IT DESERVES
NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL TRANSFORMERS
AND HELL NO… I’M NOT TRADING MY VAN IN FOR A GAS GUZZLER AND SLAVE WORK… SORRY
Live~NRGY 
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