THIS WEEK’S FIRE SALE WENT POOF HUH πππ
TIME TO GET NEW FIRE ENGINES I SUPPOSE
BUT I’LL BET SINCE YOU HIT THE TOP TEN ON SANTA’S NAUGHTY LIST…
YOU’LL HAVE TO USE A 3D PRONTER TO ROLL ONE OFF THE PLASTIQUE FACTORY FLOOR
BEST WISHES WITH THE HYDROCARBON SUPPLY CHAIN
OH WELL THERE’S ALWAYS CYBER MONDAY TERMINAL DAYS TO RENDER THAT WISH LIST
SEE EASY AS Pi
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BTW – IF I WERE YOU… MY SET OF INSTRUCTIONS… NO ASSEMBLY REQUIRED
I WOULD SPRING FOR THE FAUX PAW FRAGRANCE SO THE FIRE ENGINES CAN HOSE DOWN YOUR MISTAKES…
BRING A PLASTIC FIRE HYDRANT ALONG FOR INSPIRATION
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