SO HOW’S THE BLACK FRIDAY HANGOVER SLICKZZZ

THIS WEEK’S FIRE SALE WENT POOF HUH 😁😁😁

TIME TO GET NEW FIRE ENGINES I SUPPOSE

BUT I’LL BET SINCE YOU HIT THE TOP TEN ON SANTA’S NAUGHTY LIST…

YOU’LL HAVE TO USE A 3D PRONTER TO ROLL ONE OFF THE PLASTIQUE FACTORY FLOOR

BEST WISHES WITH THE HYDROCARBON SUPPLY CHAIN

OH WELL THERE’S ALWAYS CYBER MONDAY TERMINAL DAYS TO RENDER THAT WISH LIST

SEE EASY AS Pi

😁😁😁

BTW – IF I WERE YOU… MY SET OF INSTRUCTIONS… NO ASSEMBLY REQUIRED

I WOULD SPRING FOR THE FAUX PAW FRAGRANCE SO THE FIRE ENGINES CAN HOSE DOWN YOUR MISTAKES…

BRING A PLASTIC FIRE HYDRANT ALONG FOR INSPIRATION

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