SAY IT AIN’T SO SLICKZZZ AND I’LL WALK ON WATER BEFORE HELL FREEZES THE POND OVER

RUNNING OUT OF GAS EXACTLY PERFECTLY TIMED WITH ALL THE CUTE LAST EPISODE ON MY HARD DRIVE…

VOILA… SO YOU’RE SAYING ITS QUOI ???

BEDTIME ?

REALLY YOU COULD HAVE FOOLED ME…

DUH NOT… NOW DO YOU WANNA WATCH MY NEXT BEDTIME SCARY STORY AND THE QUESTION IS… RATHER

CAN YOU HANDLE THE TRUTH ???

YOU DIDN’T THINK HONESTLY I WAS GOING TO FALL FOR STUPID NOW DID YOU ???

YEP I GUESS YOU TRULY AS USUAL YOU HAD A LEG UP ON THE FIRE HYDRANT

TOO BAD… FROZEN UNDER THE SNOWBANK TILL SPRING HAS SPRUNG

NOW PULL OUT ANOTHER RABBIT’S TAIL OUT FROM THE OUTER LIMITS OF SANITY AND RUN IT THROUGH A ROADSIDE TEST CYCLE JUST TO SEE IF IT COMPUTES

NOPE… SCREWED AGAIN

A.I. ISN’T LIVING UP TO EXPECTATION HUH

WANT TO KNOW WHY ???

CONTACT ME AND I’LL GIVE YOU THE AUTOEXEC.BAT DETAILS

AND OH… YOU CALL IT

IO.SYS ON BOOT UP

ME

I CALL IT

01.OHMG ON BIG BANG

NOWHERE NEAR MEASURING UP WITH LIMP DICK & QUEUE ON HOLD

IMAGINE THAT

TOTALLY ROYALLY SCREWED FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS

SUCKS TO BE YOU MAN

BIG TIME

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