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PEOPLE ARE SO INTO SELFIES THESE DAYS…

I CAN’T IMAGINE WHY IN GOD’S NAME YOU WOULD HIGH TAIL IT OUTTA OF THE MEGA PARKING LOT THE MINUTE I TURN IT ON ???

AND HERE I THOUGHT ALL ALONG YOU HAD HARD ONS AND CLIMAXES AT THE THOUGHT OF THE BIG BANG BOOM IN OTTAWA

GUESS YOU TURNED TAILED FROM TOO MUCH UREA IN THE AIR