DEAR MUTTMAG READERS… πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

I’LL BET YOU’RE DYING FOR THE RIDES OF YOUR LIVES…

SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO…

PRE-REQUISITE WATCHING

https://www.kink.com/channel/boundgods

50 SHADES OF GREY… BECAME 50 SHADES OF LEFT IN THE DUST… SOFTCORE DUH

THEN PREP MUCH MULLA (NOT FREE – MEMBERSHIP REQUIRED – MUCH MULLA $$$)

READ CONSCIOUS AWARE CONSENT FORMS, SIGNED SEALED AND CERTIFICATE OF SERVICE RECEIVED FROM A BONA FIDE LEGAL LAWYER ALONG WITH COSTS

THEN STRAP YOURSELVES TO…

GODS UNLEASHED (COPYRIGHTED)

YEP READ THAT RIGHT

IF YOU FAIL AND FLUNK ITS ALL ON YOU ALL THE WAY DOWN THE HOLE

IN THE MEANTIME

SALIVATE, CHEW ON BONERS AND EXCERCISE THOSE PECTS & PECKERS

CAUSE YOU’LL NEED ALL THE DAMN STRENGTH YOU CAN MUSTER JUST TO MAKE IT ON THE DOG TO GOD BOOTCAMP TO HEAVEN ON THE EDGE OF YOUR LIVES

TOP DOG OUT

THAT GOES FOR ALL GALS WILLING TO GIVE IT A SHOT

NO DISCRIMINATION HERE…

BUT HELL I’M GOD DAMN PICKY

NO GUARANTEE YOU ARE IN…

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