WHAT 20 CENTS CANADIAN OF GAS GETS YOU WITH THE WIND AT YOUR BACK IN A RIGGED 2004 DODGE GRAND CARAVAN

160 KILOMETRES TO THE LITRE

OR IN PLAIN SIMPLE ENGLISH

100 MILES TO THE GALLON

THAT’S AFTER I PUT THE OTHER $14.80 INTO THE SPARE GAS CAN

SETUP SCENARIO. .

PARKED ALL DAY WITH MORE THAN ENOUGH GAS TO THE EXACT CALCULATED DOT RUN OUT OF GAS SHOULD LOCATION AFTER SCHOOL…

BUT NO Oooooops, ON A LIMP AND A PRAYER SPUTTERING PRETEND OUT OF GAS ALL THE WAY TO THE GAS STATION

PUT 20 CENTS IN THE TANK…

VOILA MAGIC….

GOT 12 KILOMETERS OUT OF THE INVESTMENT NO PROBLEM

SO…. WHAT DOES THAT SMELL LIKE TO YOU ????

I SAY RATS AHOY

MIND WHERE YOU BUY THE CARS AND TRUCKS

ESPECIALLY USED AND THE AUTO SHOPS…

CAUSE ALL AIN’T KOSHER IN THE DONKEY’S ASS

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