Live~NRGY

FIRST – BELL TECHNICAL SERVICES LONG SLEEVE JACKET… STOLEN FROM 3310 SOUTHGATE ROOM 2 MONTHS AGO

LAST WEEK RIGHT OFF THE BACK OF MY CHAIR AT ST LAURENT MALL…

MY BELL TECHNICAL SERVICES GREY HOODIE

NOW MY RED FUZZY JACKET STOLEN FROM MY UNLOCKED VAN AT THE TRAILER PARK

ITS A GOD DAMN GOOD THING I DON WEAR UNDERWEAR AND BLOW MY SOCKS OFF

THAT LEAVES THE SHIRT OFF MY BACK AND RIPPED HOLY JEANS !

BTW – FROM THE COMPLAINTS DEPT… DIRECTLY FROM MOM’S EAR TO MOUTH LAST WEEK…

SEEMS LIKE SOMEONE NOTICED THE SIZE OF MALE HARDWARE AND THOUGHT IT WAS WAY OFF THE CHARTS…

AT THIS RATE ONCE SLICKZZZ R US INC STEAL MY FEW TORN HOLY JEANS LEFT…

I GUESS THEY CAN COMPLAIN TO LULULEMON ONCE I START WEARING ALL BLACK TIGHTS…

QUESTION ?

DOES THAT QUALIFY ME IN ADVANCE FOR THE ROBIN HOOD OF NAUGHTINGHAM PROMOTION THEREAFTER ???