Well let’s see now by the numbers.
NO SEX WITH ANYONE… COMPLETE CHASTITY – 2 YEARS AND COUNTING… CHECK π
NO SEX WITH WOMEN – 10 YEARS… CHECK πππ
FIRMWARE UPGRADES – 3 TIMES TO ZERO GAUGE
NO CHEMICAL ENHANCERS OTHER THAN IDIOTS NEXT TO ME WITH ALL THE WRONG STUFF… WELL OVER 2 YEARS
NO PARTYING AT ALL… 2 YEARS
GOOD LITTLE PUPPY… 2 YEARS
STRAIGHT AS AN ARROW… 2 YEARS
EAT, SLEEP, WORK, STUDY…. ALL TGE TIME
ALL ON MY OWN, NO ADVICE AND NO MORON GUIDING ME !
BEAT THAT BUDZ
LETS SEE YOUR TRACK RECORDS
MY ZIPPER IS TIGHTER THAN A STONE COLD VIRGIN
YOU WOULD HAVE BETTER LUCK MELTING ALL THE ICE FROM ANTARTICA BEFORE I WHIP IT OUT AND POSE FOR BARNHOUSE (HEY THAT’S THE SEXY HOT ANIMAL VERSION OF PENTHOUSE)
TAKE A QUEUE FROM ME…
HAVE AN ICE COLD SHOWER AND MEDITATE ON THE MEANING IN LIFE OF ZERO
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