OK ON THIS FULL MOON I’VE BEEN SMELLING THE SCENT OF ABSOLUTE DESPERATION FROM THE MANY 😁😁😁 PAYS TO BE A DOG

Well let’s see now by the numbers.

NO SEX WITH ANYONE… COMPLETE CHASTITY – 2 YEARS AND COUNTING… CHECK 😁

NO SEX WITH WOMEN – 10 YEARS… CHECK 😁😁😁

FIRMWARE UPGRADES – 3 TIMES TO ZERO GAUGE

NO CHEMICAL ENHANCERS OTHER THAN IDIOTS NEXT TO ME WITH ALL THE WRONG STUFF… WELL OVER 2 YEARS

NO PARTYING AT ALL… 2 YEARS

GOOD LITTLE PUPPY… 2 YEARS

STRAIGHT AS AN ARROW… 2 YEARS

EAT, SLEEP, WORK, STUDY…. ALL TGE TIME

ALL ON MY OWN, NO ADVICE AND NO MORON GUIDING ME !

BEAT THAT BUDZ

LETS SEE YOUR TRACK RECORDS

MY ZIPPER IS TIGHTER THAN A STONE COLD VIRGIN

YOU WOULD HAVE BETTER LUCK MELTING ALL THE ICE FROM ANTARTICA BEFORE I WHIP IT OUT AND POSE FOR BARNHOUSE (HEY THAT’S THE SEXY HOT ANIMAL VERSION OF PENTHOUSE)

TAKE A QUEUE FROM ME…

HAVE AN ICE COLD SHOWER AND MEDITATE ON THE MEANING IN LIFE OF ZERO

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