Reevely: Patrick Brown is gone but Ontario Tories he angered are still disillusioned | Ottawa Citizen

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GEEZ… NOT A PEEP FROM YESTERDAY’S HARPER GOVERNMENT…

GUESS EVERYONE KNEW BACK THEN, SO BETTER ZIP IT !

AND IF I MAY SAY SO…

DON’T BE SHOCKED AT THE SPEED OF YESTERDAY’S NEWS…

MUCH FASTER IS ON THE EVENT HORIZON…

BUCKLE THOSE SEATBELTS DOROTHY…

CAUSE THOSE TWISTERS ARE TAKING TOTO HOME

PS – SINCE MY DRIVERS LICENCE… OF ALL THE GIRLS FROM THE FAMILY BUSINESSES I’VE DRIVEN HOME AT MY FATHER’S REQUEST AT 1 AND 2 AM IN THE MORNING AFTER WORK….

NONE CAN SAY THEY HAVE EVER EVER EVER BEEN FEARFUL OF ASSUALT NOR COERCION TO GET IT ON….

AND THE GIRLS WERE ALL HOT !

NONE IN MY CAREER MANAGING 14, 15, 16, 17, 18 ETC… HOT NAIVE GIRLS !

I HAVE ASKED FOR DATES AND GOT TURNED DOWN MORE TIMES THAN I HAVE CARED TO COUNT !

SOME ACCEPTED AND I DATED, BUT ALL IN MY AGE GROUP AND IT WAS ALWAYS GIRLS WHO DECIDED TO MOVE ON !

TRUST ME WHEN I SAY SOME WERE SO HOT… MEN’S DICKS WOULD HAVE SHRUNK AND RAN AWAY FROM THE EXPECTATION OF PERFORMANCE !

WHEN I SAY A RELATIONSHIP SHOULD BE CONSENSUAL… I MEAN CONSENSUAL NOT TAKING ADVANTAGE BECAUSE THEY DON’T KNOW ANY BETTER !

IF YOU INSIST ON STUPID, THEN YOU HAVE BOUGHT THE FARM AND DRAGGED THE MUD EVERYWHERE !!!

I HAVE A LIBIDO THAT PUTS HORSES TO SHAME… YET I CONTROL AND DECIDE… NOT MORONS WHO INSIST TO SPRAY ME WITH VIAGRA AND CIALIS KNOWING I’LL GET CAUGHT WITH MY PANTS DOWN ALL WRONG !

YOU DON’T SEE ME RUNNING FOR ALL YOUNG HOT THINGS JUST BECAUSE I CAN…

IT IS NOT SAFE FOR THEM – FIRST AND FOREMOST…

NOT SAFE FOR ME… SECONDLY

I DON’T KNOW THEM – THIRDLY

AND

WE HAVE NOT AGREED UPON A CONSENSUALLY MUTUAL OUTCOME WITHOUT FACTS IF WE END UP WANTING TO DO SOMETHING !

I WILL NOT STICK SOMETHING INTO WHAT WILL BE A REGRETABLE DISPLEASURABLE EXPERIENCE JUST TO SAY I HAVE ANOTHER NOTCH ON MY BELT !

IF I HAVE WAITED 10 YEARS WAITING TO SPEND TIME WITH WOMEN FOR DOING THE RIGHT THING, THEN ONLY STUPID PEOPLE ARE THE LOSERS

IT IS SO LONG AGO NOW THAT I CAN TELL THIS STORY AT THE DUNKIN DONUTS ON MERIVALE RD.

CUSTOMER’S NAME WAS – BRUCE AND HE ENDED UP DATING A WAITRESS AND MARRYING HER. I SHALL NOT NAME ! A CIVIL SETVANT AT THE TIME. OLDER THAN THE EMPLOYEE….

HIS ADVICE WAS THAT IT DID NOT MATTER WHO YOU FUCKED BECAUSE ALL YOU NEEDED TO DO WAS USE A BROWN BAG OVER THEIR HEADS !

ALL I COULD THINK OF IS OMG !

I WASN’T EVEN DRIVING AGE THEN…

EARLY ’70’S PARKWOOD HILLS

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