USA TODAY.com – Indecent exposure: Couple caught having sex in bar bathroom

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/10/12/couple-caught-having-sex-bar-bathroom-portable-potty/757975001/

JESUS… IT WAS NEVER THIS MUCH FUN USING THE PORTA POTTIES IN CALGARY… ACTUALLY THEY WERE SHITTY IF YOU’LL EXCUSE THE PUN. AS IN NOT EMPTIED IN ONE CASE IN -30 DEGREE WEATHER.

AND THOSE POTTIES MADE THE KGB & ALL THE SECRET POLICE LOOK LIKE THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN IN TRAINING UNDER THE SCRUTINY OF PEOPLE WATCHING YOU GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS. OH I’M SURE LOTS WENT ON IN THESE -10 STAR SHITHOUSES… BUT NO SEX PLEASE… YOU’RE ON A TIMER.

NOW, AS FOR CONNOR… I’VE GOT HIS NUMBER

ME GOONA HAVE FUN SETTING THAT ASS SCARED STRAIGHT

TRUST ME WHEN I SAY WE AIN’T FINISHED

NEXT ASSHOLE PLEASE

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MAYBE I SHOULD CONSIDER A NEW LINE OF BUSINESS…

PORTA POTS FOR ONE LEGGED CIRQUE DU SOLEIL TRICKS FOR RENT…

BUY THE HOUR, AND I’LL THROW IN A FREE SHOWER

KA$$$$CHING

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