TIME FOR A TURKEY THANKSGIVING FAR SIDE OF ENLIGHTENMENT MOMENT – ROFL IN STITCHES – TechCrunch: Intel introduces IoT provisioning solution to help install devices automatically

TechCrunch: Intel introduces IoT provisioning solution to help install devices automatically. http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIwiL-XnTY

I CAN JUST SEE IT ALREADY… OMG TO MUCH

POLICE BREAKS IN THE DOORS…. ENTERING A SUSPECTS HOUSE WITH YES… A WARRANT IN HAND TO SEARCH AND SEIZE ALL EVIDENCE

NEXT THING YOU KNOW…

A HUGE MOVING TRUCK PULLS INTO THE DRIVEWAY

OUT GOES THE COMPUTERS, SMARTPHONES, TABLETS, HARD DRIVES, FRIDGES, WASHING MACHINE, DRYER, STOVE, TVs, SPEAKERS AND ALL TYPES OF IoT DEVICES INTO THE CSI AND FORENSIC LABS AS POTENTIAL EVIDENCE

Ooooops! FORGOT THE JACCUZZI, HOT TUB AND ELECTRONIC TOILETS AND SHOWERS…

THAT LEAVES ONLY THE COUCH TO SLEEP ON IF YOU HAVEN’T BEEN ARRESTED PER CHANCE..

SORRY, CARS AND ALL VEHICLES IMPOUNDED

Hmmmmm, WONDER HOW A.I. CAN COMPETE WITH THIS SCENARIO ???

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