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Nobody needs a 6-inch smartphone

http://money.cnn.com/2013/01/15/technology/mobile/huawei-6-inch-smartphone/index.html?source=cnn_bin

Of course they do silly. Now everyone will actually be able to use a standard to measure men’s claims to manhood. Silly you, women will now know if men are lying or telling it like it is.

The only thing left I suppose is to put a ruler on the side of it. That’ll solve that debate once and for all. Small, Medium, Monster will finally tell the truth and nothing but the truth.

…”The phone is the Huawei Ascend Mate. Start playing with the device and it’s quickly clear that Huawei didn’t make the phone bigger to address any particular need or shortcoming. It didn’t advance the cause of melding phone and tablet into — ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh — a “phablet.” It supersized the Ascend Mate purely for the sake of novelty.”…

Let’s call it a ‘Fatblet’ or ‘Truthblet’ instead shall we ?