The New York Post online – Chiefs’ Jovan Belcher fatally shoots girlfriend, kills self in front of team officials

http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/more_sports/chiefs_player_involved_in_two_shootings_RiU4ibBwHFQKnivRQxTgLP

And here was my landlord at 9:15pm last night concerned about suicide as he’s giving me a conditional notice to vacate cause he owe’s me money and I’m taking it out of the rent.

Well at least I’m clean as a whistle and bright as a little Canary singing my tweets. No girlfriends to think about, bad guys to slay and violence to think about. All I’m thinking about is my next OMG moment in miniature now and making it have babies. Why just one, when you can have many. πŸ™‚ Where’s that darn photocopy machine when you need it. Color of course.

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